On the evening of Thursday, September 9...at approximately 9:43 pm, a Bay area resident by the name of Ashaki Hunt, was struck by a bullet in the upper thigh area of her right leg.
According to Police Chief Jebediah Albatros "... a single shell casing was found....which was later identified as a .308 caliber. " This is believed to have be a sniper bullet.
He credits the Bay area community with its co-operation in the receipt of several promising leads with regards to the incident and says of the Sinners Bay Police department " ...as your sworn law enforcement officials, are and will do everything in our scope of service to solve this terrible atrocity!"
The chief would also like to caution against believingrumours about a Sinners Bay Sniper - stating that there is no evidence to support such a claim.
I would like to report that Asha's partner has been acting very odd and suspicious. Perhaps a good reporter might wonder if someone tried to do Asha in order to take over the world famous HotDog shack?
ReplyDeleteSince Asha is such a lush, how is this actually going to affect her? Will she spend even more time lying on the pavement outside Louise's and singing " gimme something for the pain"?
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