Isabo Baxton Named to Helm the Daily Sinner

by Sinners Bay Staff

Sinners Bay, April 25, 2011 -- Isabo Baxton was named as the new editor of the Daily Sinner by publisher Dita Actor earlier today at a small gathering.



Baxton has primarily worked as a freelance editor and author of various on-line resources. Educated at Georgetown University, Baxton started her career at the Washington Post as an intern, rising quickly through the ranks for no apparent reason. When asked about her rapid rise, her editor said, "I don't know if she can write, but she gives one helluva blow job."

Baxton is a strong proponent of various UFO conspiracies and maintains the true reason President Obama doesn't have a birth certificate is that he was really born on a planet circling the 5th star of the Pleiades's. When questioned about this, Baxton replied, "Yes, he's an alien. I'm convinced of it. Those ears hide his antenna. Remember 'My Favorite Martian'? He has the same ears. "



Baxton states that her plans for the future of the Daily Sinner is to provide clear, concise, non-biased updates about the events and the politics behind the events in Sinners Bay. "Under my leadership, the Daily Sinner will probe into the darkest holes and seamy underbelly of Sinners Bay!"

When questioned about rumors of drug use and larceny, Baxton replied, "That's all nonsense, rumors concocted by my numerous enemies to diminish my journalistic integrity."