Local "Irish" Businessman Really a Brit?

Local "Irish" Businessman Really a Brit?
Stubby McGinnis Revealed!
by Isabo Baxton

The Daily Sinner obtained this photo recently from an unnamed source with a telephoto lens. Stubby McGinnis seen about town waving the Union Jack.

Sinners Bay, April 25, 2011 -- While supervising renovations at a local business, Stubby McGinnis was spotted with this British flag in a secret room.

Could Mr. McGinnis have anything to do with the British Flags popping up all over town? Rumor has it that McGinnis has taken to sipping tea and blurting out "God Save the Queen" at inappropriate moments. Said one of McGinnis' female acquaintances, "Yeah, I thought it was kind of odd that he wanted me to dress up like a Coldstream Guard and march about his apartment and address him as your majesty. But then, with Stubby, you never can tell."

Anyone who spots McGinnis behaving English should take a photo and contact Isabo Baxton immediately.

The Daily Sinner attempted to question Mr. McGinnis about this photo prior to press time. McGinnis refused to respond.