Local Bar "Accidentally" Raided By Police

Local Bar "Accidentally" Raided By Police
The Dogs Bollocks Shut Down by City Officials
Not by Shaggy Littleboots

The Pleasant Side of Sinners Bay, April 27, 2011 -- Early Wednesday morning, deputies from the Sinners Bay Sheriff’s Department were spotted erecting barricades and posting “Keep Out” signs blocking entry into a popular local bar, the Dog Bollocks. What the unusually proactive deputies failed to realize was the orders to shut down the bar had been forged.

Prior to learning that their orders were fake, one of the deputies candidly told the Daily Sinner staff, "City Health and Sanitation left a note on the counter at the Sheriff’s Office saying the Puppy Nuts, excuse me, I mean the Dogs Bollocks, was full of shit, and needed to be condemned until the health department violations are cleared up. Health and Sanitation was afraid to deal with it and passed it on to us. The Sherriff’s Office deals with ALL kinds of shit regularly, particularly around this bar. So, for us it was just your run-of-the mill shitty day."

When asked about Sheriff Menna’s position, the same deputy said, "I don't even know if he (Menna) knows, as this is sub- level shit for the "head" man. But it doesn't matter, because the health and sanitary well-being of Sinners Bay trumps any personal connections or politics. I mean if he wants to personally go and make sure Mr. McGinnis' toilets, or loos I guess since I hear he's a Brit, aren't plugged, he can, but the bottom line is Stubby just needs to get the shit out of there."

The mistake was quickly fixed, the barricades coming down almost as soon as they went up. We asked the Sheriff's office to comment and they declined as they seemed more interested in their lunch.