Tuesday 22 June 2010

Breaking News! : Terrorists threaten to blow up prison!


" Officer's Listen closely the bay prison is armed with c4 cells all around the points of weakness if my demands are not met by the time i choose later the prison will be gone my demands will be at a later time oh and if any officer attempts to find me the prison will blow as well thank you.. talk to ya soon"


This message was transcribed by our office when a male voice recently hacked into the police broadband. Whilst there was no immediate response to this threat at least not on radio, the area has been cordoned off by the police.

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Saturday 19 June 2010

News : Stubby McCaw Walks from prison

June 19 2010,

Stubby McCaw walks free from prison. His bail was set and paid by an unknown party. The prosecution stated that they had no other choice with the mysterious Disappearance of there lead witness. MarySue Delvalle has disappeared sometime last week.
Mr. McCaw is a suspect sources say, but there is little that can be done until she is found. Stubby professes his innocence and claims to have been set up. We will keep you updated as this progresses.

Thursday 17 June 2010

News : McCaw - A Jailbird?


Photo : Rapist, Mr Stubby McCaw


Stubby McCaw, CEO of Sinners Estate Holdings and one of the most influential men in the city, has been jailed pending trial on charges of rape and assault.
McCaw is said to be falsely accused according to his fiancé, Miss Summer Grossberg who also said
"- if Mr. McCaw really did it, then he deserves what he gets. If he didn't, then there will be hell to pay, one way or another."

Miss Grossberg indicated that McCaw was being negligently treated in prison citing starvation as a prime example. According to Miss Grossberg,
"… they hadn't fed him for nearly two days"

The charges are being brought against McCaw by MarySue Delvalle who happens to be involved in the running of The Ravens Head Club, which rivals The 7 Deadly Sins Club that is owned by Miss Grossberg herself.
When asked if the accusation might be a case of corporate sabotage, Miss Grossberg declined to comment.



Photo : Miss Summer Grossberg, fiancé of rapist, Mr McCaw.